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Ask an
Armadillo

 

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Ask an Armadillo

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Ask an armadillo

What it's like to be a ball

For when humans try to curl up

We don't make that shape at all

We can bend down to the floor

And grab ahold of our toes

We can try to round our backs

'Til the ground nearly meets our nose

     But a fairly useless

     Loop is

     All that awkward stretch

     Produces

Or we can plop down on the floor

And bring our knees up to our chest

Though trying to roll in this pose

Feels rather clumsy as best

Lurch over to one side

And your elbow will surely get bumped

Pitch your curled self forward

And it's your head that will get thumped

     So unless you are

     A gymnast

    This pose could leave you

     Grimaced

But there is an armadillo

Who is quite the lucky chap

For it can pop into a ball

Before you can pull off a finger snap

Tucking legs and tail within scaly plates

Lets it roll away from danger

Which certainly comes in handy

When meeting up with a scary stranger

    This  armor is the perfect

     Attire

     (Except when under a rolling

     Car tire)

For human bodies to get this round

We would need an overhaul

So you'll have to ask an armadillo

What it's like to be a ball

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