
Ask an
Armadillo
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Ask an Armadillo
For when humans try to curl up
We don't make that shape at all
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We can bend down to the floor
We can try to round our backs
'Til the ground nearly meets our nose
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But a fairly useless
Loop is
All that awkward stretch
Produces
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Or we can plop down on the floor
And bring our knees up to our chest
Though trying to roll in this pose
Feels rather clumsy as best
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Lurch over to one side
And your elbow will surely get bumped
Pitch your curled self forward
And it's your head that will get thumped
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So unless you are
A gymnast
This pose could leave you
Grimaced
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But there is an armadillo
Who is quite the lucky chap
For it can pop into a ball
Before you can pull off a finger snap
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Tucking legs and tail within scaly plates
Lets it roll away from danger
Which certainly comes in handy
When meeting up with a scary stranger
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This armor is the perfect
Attire
(Except when under a rolling
Car tire)
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For human bodies to get this round
We would need an overhaul
So you'll have to ask an armadillo
What it's like to be a ball