
Ask an
Armadillo
Image courtesy of Passengerz via iStock
Ask an Armadillo
For when humans try to curl up
We don't make that shape at all
We can bend down to the floor
We can try to round our backs
'Til the ground nearly meets our nose
But a fairly useless
Loop is
All that awkward stretch
Produces
Or we can plop down on the floor
And bring our knees up to our chest
Though trying to roll in this pose
Feels rather clumsy as best
Lurch over to one side
And your elbow will surely get bumped
Pitch your curled self forward
And it's your head that will get thumped
So unless you are
A gymnast
This pose could leave you
Grimaced
But there is an armadillo
Who is quite the lucky chap
For it can pop into a ball
Before you can pull off a finger snap
Tucking legs and tail within scaly plates
Lets it roll away from danger
Which certainly comes in handy
When meeting up with a scary stranger
This armor is the perfect
Attire
(Except when under a rolling
Car tire)
For human bodies to get this round
We would need an overhaul
So you'll have to ask an armadillo
What it's like to be a ball